<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">二妹子，蒙一下大雾山的战果吧？</span>

<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">低调迪好处，地球人都知道！</span>

无声也是“战果”。

大雾山的归兵咋没了声息？该透露一下战果了吧？

<FONT size=4>when 遇邪挨打? I go with you.</FONT>

<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">二妹子，</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">您老也忒健忘辽吧？这65号装饵工的聘书咱可是早就给您备妥了，不信再回顾一下22楼？为了您那聘书，棕熊和老抱没少奥恼，巴不得地球回转，可以重来一遍。话说回来，这65号装饵工的位置咱可是为您长期保留，绝不食言。</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">没听老抱说吗，这</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: SimSun; line-height: 20px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">狍子可是钓Trout迪高手，那可得有一套水鬼迪装备。这来头可不小啊。虽说单让他装饵有些屈才，可谁不是从穿饵工做起迪？就连您二妹子大人也不例外是吗？但凡<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 12px; line-height: normal; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small; ">这</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: SimSun; line-height: 20px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small; ">狍子立辽功，受辽奖，提升是指日可待迪。</span></span></span></span></span></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" face="SimSun" size="3"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px;"><br></span></font></div>

<P><FONT color=#0000ff>咦，为什么一上来就给<SPAN class=Apple-style-span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 20px; FONT-FAMILY: simsun"><SPAN class=Apple-style-span style="FONT-SIZE: small"><FONT size=2>狍子</FONT></SPAN></SPAN>发“<FONT face=Simsun size=2>鱼协第66号装饵工</FONT>”的聘书呀？有什么来头吗？若下次硬要给俺也发一个的话，俺要77号！七上八下嘛！哈哈，日后谁拿88号俺可就管不了了！</FONT></P> <P><FONT color=#0000ff>嘿嘿！</FONT></P> <P><FONT color=#0000ff>----二妹子</FONT></P>

<P>报告咚咚会长, 老抱副会长, 牛司令顾问,</P> <P>66号装饵工正式申请加入鱼协组织. 兵马未动, 粮草先行. 大雾山战役在即, 靠66号装饵将会贻误战机. 所以我只能无奈错过本次机会. 不过我将密切关注前线战况, 并认真研究诱捕鲫鱼的饵料, 为下一次战役做好后勤保障.</P> <P>66号饵工</P>

老抱，弄虚作假是不允许迪！

<FONT size=2>咚咚会长，</FONT><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 20px; FONT-FAMILY: simsun" class=Apple-style-span><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: small" class=Apple-style-span>狍子为一流TROUT高手，聘为装饵工，实为屈才也。可聘为渔协TROUT教练。</SPAN></SPAN> <P><SPAN style="LINE-HEIGHT: 20px; FONT-FAMILY: simsun" class=Apple-style-span><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: small" class=Apple-style-span><FONT size=2 face=楷体_GB2312>看样子，二妹子对大雾上的情况很熟悉啊，也许大雾山的鲫鱼就是都被她钓光的。但是我们有条件要上，没有条件，创造条件也要上，实在不行，带几条鱼去，放进湖里，再把它们钓上来。嘿嘿。渔协老抱总得给渔协挣脸啊。</FONT></SPAN></SPAN></P>

<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">二妹子，咱这会儿就看您迪”蒙“功了。若是老抱提溜不了几条大</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 20px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">鲫鱼回来，全军覆没迪话，这鱼会第一号“蒙”师迪位置就非您莫属辽。另外，咱鱼协哪位胆大包天迪敢压制您老？一经查出，严惩不殆。您可将您迪委屈倾诉至咚咚迪Email。吴一定为您出气。</span></span>

<P><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">谢谢狍子兄仗义执言！哈哈，要不怎么说群众的眼睛是雪亮的呢？！</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P> <P><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">咚会长过奖廖，</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> </SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">俺没那么伟大！悄悄告诉您吧：俺不敢去的原因是那山里的湖根本没有鱼啊，</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> </SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">因为</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">“</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">大雾山上鼓声隆，吓得鱼群宵遁</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">”</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">啰！</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> </SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">哈哈，俺瞎</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">“</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">蒙</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">“</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">的，</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"> </SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">不可当真哦！</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P> <P><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">还是要祝捕捞队在鱼协某领导的指挥下大获全胜！不该拿的鱼可千万别提溜回家啊！</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P> <P><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">嘿嘿！</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P> <P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana">---</SPAN><SPAN lang=ZH-CN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana">二妹子</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P> <P>&nbsp;</P>

<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">老抱，望尽速给</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: simsun; line-height: 20px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">狍子发聘书：鱼协第66号装饵工。</span></span>

<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px; ">狍子&nbsp;</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px; "></span>忘了：若您老真迪想去督军，<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: simsun; font-size: 13px; line-height: 20px; ">请email：<a href="mailto:dongdongfishing@gmail.com" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255); text-decoration: underline; ">dongdongfishing@gmail.com</a>&nbsp;索取接头暗号与时间，地点。</span></div>

<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px; ">狍子，鱼会早就邀请了二妹子，请看48楼。二妹子不仅是美名亚城的贤妻良母，还是本周末“现代童子军大会“的重要中坚骨干。为了娃儿们，咱二妹子忍痛割爱，放弃了跟随大兵团主力进军大雾山，立功受奖并获火线升迁的大好时机。令人肃然起敬。</span>

<P>狍子你是开开玩笑还是真想去？如真想去，尽快通过渔协给我发个信，我将特别关照。</P> <P>大雾山纵队司令兼渔协顾问</P>

<P>咚会长及时强调&lt;鱼证&gt;, 并增设&lt;随行监督&gt;, 政策性强, 管理到位. 挺!</P> <P>狍子真想当这随行监督的官, 但在&lt;以正军法&gt;和&lt;不要难为咱老抱&gt;之间难以把握, 所以还是决定继续做个草民, 当个装饵工吧. 不过如果可能, 咚会长可否考虑提拔一下俺二妹子, 她有能力, 不甘心于装饵, 但长期受到鱼协某领导压制, 若做此次随行监督, 一定能够督促鱼证条款有效落实, 避免出现鱼协在会长不在的情况, 发生群体性&lt;捕捞&gt;错误.&nbsp;&nbsp; </P> <P>&nbsp;</P> <P>&nbsp;</P>

<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: simsun; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">渔协老抱将代理审核所有参于鱼协钓鱼活动者的垂钓资格。第一条就是必须具有有效的个人鱼证（Fishing License)，明白有关的各项政策法规。这一条不符合，是不能随老抱开钓迪。老抱早已用人格保证，绝不徇私枉法。这</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 20px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">狍子也可以随行监督，以正军法。咚咚这次因童子军公务在身，不能同去，还望诸位不要难为咱老抱，若是尚未购鱼证，快去Dick's花9美刀买一个，出发前仔细地读一下条条框框吧。谢辽！</span></span></span>

<P>"...顾问牛大师亲自带队，捕捞大雾山鲫鱼..."</P> <P>恭喜老抱, 贺喜鱼协, 队伍壮大了, 钓鱼升级为捕捞了, 连顾问都牛了. 请问俺是否要将杆换成网了? 哈哈!&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ---狍子&nbsp;</P>

<P>亚城渔协蓬勃发展，正在组建“壁灰”分会，“挨踢”分会，现在有多个重要职位等待各位朋友加盟。先来先到，最后一个职位是装饵工。最近的一次活动，将由首席顾问牛大师亲自带队，捕捞大雾山鲫鱼。特此通告！</P>